you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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