I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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