He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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