Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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