She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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