morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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