thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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