oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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