i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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