ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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