i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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