So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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