yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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