I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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