yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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