I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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