Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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