was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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