I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
