What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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