Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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