I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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