I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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