I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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