no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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