six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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