i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
