Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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