ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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