Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He did a backflip because drugs
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
