I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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