Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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