But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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