They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
