I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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