But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize