The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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