ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
