: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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