I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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