My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
