Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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