so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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