I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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