You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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