Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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