I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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