Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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