just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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