Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it because I queefed?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
