when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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