Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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