Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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