Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
just come out here and I will go home with you...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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