As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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