Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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